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A Spooky Book the Kids Should Eat Up

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Angie Sage - Araminta Spookie: The Sword in the Grotto (2006)  Book Review

Mad scientists can have kids too.  Yup Dr. Monstrosity is a dad and loves to force feed his kids a steady diet of creepy children’s literature.  Actually they love the stuff!  I bought The Sword in the Grotto for my eight year old daughter.  She’s hooked R. L. Stine’s Goosebumps books thanks to me; so I thought let me get her going on another series of ghostly kid’s horror books.   With Goosebumps it took some prodding before I got my daughter to read the series on her own.  I basically just picked up Goosebumps: Deep Trouble 2 and started reading it to both of my daughters (yes even my 6 year old is into this stuff!).  I decided to read this book myself and dangle the juicy parts of the story in front of my 8 year old like a carrot.  I hope it works. I think it will, the book is pretty darn exciting.

My daughter loves scary adventurous tales and this book fits the bill.  The characters are quirky and the plot was a rousing little adventure.  Araminta, the lead character, lives in a sort of haunted house with a vampire uncle, a wizard family, and some ghosts.  The series is geared toward 7 – 10-year-olds and is a bit less intense and scary than GoosebumpsThere’s a healthy helping of childish bat poop humor and the monsters and ghosts are actually quite friendly.  Nonetheless there are some tense moments and our lead characters Araminta and Wanda get into quite a scrape.

The Sword in the Grotto is illustrated by Jimmy Pickereing who likes to draw eyes very far apart.  Other than that I enjoyed his sparsely placed illustrations.  Author Angie Sage, who also wrote the best-selling Septimus Heapbooks is adept at crafting a tale which kids will eat up.   Her writing is fairly simple which makes it easy to tear through the book, perfect for newer chapter book readers.  Her action is easy to follow and humor is on target.  I like that she doesn’t dumb down the vocabulary; the kids might actually learn a thing or two while being drawn into this witty adventure.  Now if I can only get my daughter to read it. Get it for your kid.

Joe Haldeman – Camouflage Review

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Joe Haldeman - Camouflage (2004) Book Review

Joe Haldeman is one of my favorites.  Reading one of his books is like putting on an old well-worn pair of sneakers, it’s familiar and feels great.  I love Haldeman’s style, no words wasted.  His prose is terse, not flowery.  His writing focuses on action, with a minimum of description.  He’s a plot driven writer and expects the reader to fill in all the details.  With a Haldeman book you know you won’t be wading through a lot of wasted words; but you’re still going to get well drawn characters and a satisfying plot.  And ideas.  Interesting ideas.  Haldeman is an original.  His early novels helped define science fiction and an old idea in his hands feels fresh and exciting.

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Two of my favorites from Haldeman are his non sf books: War Year and 1968.  Both are Vietnam era stories written by a guy who was actually there.  They are both unflinchingly brilliant.  As far as his science fiction goes he’s written a slew of great ones.  Of course the classic The Forever War comes to mind; but I am also a huge fan of the Worlds trilogy, Mindbridge, Buying Time, and All My Sins Remembered not to mention all of his short story collections.  Camouflage is another terrific one; it even won the Nebula for best novel in 2005 which means some other people liked it too.

Camouflage is an interestingly structured novel with parallel story arcs taking place in different timelines that eventually meet up.  The main character is a shape shifting life form that can emulate just about anything animate or inanimate as subtly suggested by the title.  Its origins are somewhat vague as is its gender.  We meet this changeling in the early 1930s and stay with him for a good many years; apparently he never gets old.  In fact he’s been around since way before the thirties.  In another timeline we follow a group of scientists who have discovered a strange artifact deep in the ocean.  This future timeline is definitely the weaker story arc and its characters are pretty flimsy.  In fact they’re not the least bit interesting until the changeling comes along and starts interacting with them.  The changeling is the real meaty character in this novel and his development is very interesting to read.  To say any more would spoil things, but I can tell you the ending, although abrupt, is a panoply of weird violence and ultimately leaves you with a smile.

Add another Haldeman novel to his list of enjoyable, thought provoking books.  My good old Haldeman sneakers: dependable, functional, smart, fun, no frills, and they still feel warm and fuzzy when I put them on.

Sleepless Nights with Harlan Ellison

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Harlan Ellison - Sleepless Nights from the Procrustean Bed (1984) Book Review

It’s almost like there’s nothing Harlan Ellison can write about and not be entertaining.  I’m sure he could write an essay on house painting or crocheting that was both immensely readable and compelling.  In Sleepless Nights from the Procrustean Bed, he belts out masterful essays on speculative fiction, his eulogy for his mother, Steve McQueen, and dating services, and more; all entertaining and captivating.

Sleepless Nights from the Procrustean Bed is a collection of Harlan’s essays written in the 1960s, 70s and 80s.  Procrustean, not a word you hear every day; it means designed to produce strict conformity by ruthless or arbitrary means.  A fitting word because the mighty Harlan is anything but a conformist and nothing if not ruthless.  He might make you conform to his line of thought though.  The guy is convincing.  He pulls no punches.  He will bludgeon you but you may learn a thing or two.

So many topics for Harlan to froth about.  It’s fun to listen to him rail away against television and video games.  At first you think it’s going to be some curmudgeonly diatribe out of touch with the youth and not with the times.  Well it is a curmudgeonly diatribe, but oh so full of verve and fire.  I may not agree with all of Harlan’s points, but I am never bored by him.

Harlan can attack like an angry pit bull, which is always fun to read; but he can shift gears and deliver heartfelt poignancy exemplified by his essay about his mother’s funeral and his family relationship struggles.  And his piece on video dating shows a great respect for women.

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He astutely cuts to the heart of Steve McQueen’s character in his essay Centerpunching; and makes you a bigger McQueen fan.  His essay Fear Not Your Enemies, a call for stronger gun control laws, written right after John Lennon’s murder, is especially germane today given our current headlines.  His writing on sci fi fandom is legendary and always welcome.  And his passion and activism for the arts are evident here as well.  Harlan is a writer; yes he’s got a sack full of Hugo and Nebula awards, but the guy can write about any topic and it will be something worth reading.

This book reminds me that I want to read all of Harlan’s books.