Category Archives: SciFi

World War Z Trailer Disappoints

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And here is yet another dismal looking zombie movie cashing on the zombie craze. It’s World War Z, based on the widely read and loved book by Max Brooks. The consensus by the book’s fans is that this film will bear little resemblance to the spirit of the book. Too bad, but perhaps it can be a quality story in its own right. After seeing the trailer, I find that highly doubtful.

One thing you’re sure to notice about World War Z is that the zombies do not look like the decaying, shambling zombies we’ve come to know and love. They look like regular fast-moving people. Actually they look like lightning-fast-moving CGI people. Actually they look like ants swarming over a dead beetle. I don’t think physics was a major concern in the minds of the film makers and effects people. Look at the opening scene, when a cop maneuvers his motorcycle through a narrow corridor between cars in traffic gridlock, tells Brad Pitt to stay in his car, then gets slammed by a huge truck barreling down the street through the same narrow space between cars. How does that work exactly?

This film looks like your typical Hollywood, excessively computer generated, wanna be blockbuster action movie. No thanks. Not sure what is more vile and repulsive, Brad Pitt’s crummy WWZ trailer or Brad Pitt’s insipid perfume commercial.

New Star Wars Movies Are Coming

Big news in the Star Wars universe!  Disney is buying Lucasfilm and George Lucas is retiring.  Of course Disney plans to exploit the crap out of the Star Wars franchise and they will be making new films, and shirts, theme park rides, comics, underwear, coffins, welcome mats, plush toys, dental fillings, baby wipes, shoe polish, floor wax, push up bras, rectal thermometers, and more!

Good or Bad?
Does this mean:  “Eeeewww Disney Star Wars, it’s gonna be terrible!”

Or:  “Yay Lucas is retiring, it has a chance to be good!!”

You decide.

The Next SW Film
The next film will be called Star Wars Episode 7, due out in 2015.  Will we see an old Luke fighting alongside his older dad Darth Vader against some new foe?  Will Han and Leia’s son be some new hero/smuggler/jedi?  Will Jabba the Hut grow bigger and bigger engulfing the entire galaxy?  Who knows?  Who cares?  Star Wars hasn’t been worth a crap since The Empire Strikes Back, over 30 years ago.  I’m still mad at Lucas for pissing off the 15 year old me when Return of the Jedi was released.  Damn you Lucas!!!

 

PRESS RELEASE

Global leader in high-quality family entertainment agrees to acquire world-renowned Lucasfilm Ltd, including legendary STAR WARS franchise.

Acquisition continues Disney’s strategic focus on creating and monetizing the world’s best branded content, innovative technology and global growth to drive long-term shareholder value.

Lucasfilm to join company’s global portfolio of world class brands including Disney, ESPN, Pixar, Marvel and ABC.

STAR WARS: EPISODE 7 feature film targeted for release in 2015.

UPDATE:

My crazy ideas ain’t so crazy!
Rumor from i09.com:
Disney wants to bring Darth Vader back. The U.K. tabloid, The Express, quotes an industry source as saying, “He’s an integral part of the franchise. Replacing him is virtually impossible. The plan is for him to return and play a significant role in the new films.”

Chronicle: The Best Superhero Movie That’s Not Really a Superhero Movie

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Chronicle (2012)
Movie Review

This might be one of the best superhero movies I’ve ever seen, although it’s not really a superhero movie in the traditional sense with guys in costumes saying pithy things and saving little old ladies.  Like most superhero movies, Chronicle sits comfortably in the science fiction genre; but unlike your typical super hero movie, it’s not over the top and larger than life.  It has realism not present in most superhero movies.

The story reminded me of the Star Trek episode Where No Man Has Gone Before when Kirk’s friend Gary Mitchell gets super powers and continues getting stronger until he can do just about anything.  Nebbish Andrew Detmer, his cousin Matt and popular guy friend Steve encounter a weird artifact and their lives are topsy turvy from then on.  They all end up with strange telekinetic powers.  The changes these characters go through as a result of their new abilities are compelling and believable.  Things are all fun and games at the start, but predictably they go south.  Thankfully, the film’s predictability doesn’t prevent it from being a massively entertaining success.  It has strengths such as well-developed characters, fine acting, and mind blowing action.

Three super friends

Another aspect that may lead you away from this film however is that it’s another of those ‘characters filming themselves with a handheld camera’ movies.  Surprisingly, even though a bit contrived, it works.  The perspective shifts from our main character’s camera to minor character’s camera to security cameras and so on.  It ends up being another one of the entertaining characteristics of the movie.  Another fantastic part of this film is the special effects.  They are flawless.  They are just enough to give you a sense of strange reality, but not excessive to the point of CGI overload.  And the action scenes in the finally are spectacular.  The shifts in perspective due to the different cameras add a sense of realism seldom seen in any superhero type film.

You have to give major kudos to director Josh Trank who co-wrote Chronicle and made the movie for $12 million.  Wow!  And it’s his first feature film.  I have high hopes for this guy.  His future projects, all based on comic books, are rumored to include The Red Star, The Fantastic Four, and Venom.