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Sleepless Nights with Harlan Ellison

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Harlan Ellison - Sleepless Nights from the Procrustean Bed (1984) Book Review

It’s almost like there’s nothing Harlan Ellison can write about and not be entertaining.  I’m sure he could write an essay on house painting or crocheting that was both immensely readable and compelling.  In Sleepless Nights from the Procrustean Bed, he belts out masterful essays on speculative fiction, his eulogy for his mother, Steve McQueen, and dating services, and more; all entertaining and captivating.

Sleepless Nights from the Procrustean Bed is a collection of Harlan’s essays written in the 1960s, 70s and 80s.  Procrustean, not a word you hear every day; it means designed to produce strict conformity by ruthless or arbitrary means.  A fitting word because the mighty Harlan is anything but a conformist and nothing if not ruthless.  He might make you conform to his line of thought though.  The guy is convincing.  He pulls no punches.  He will bludgeon you but you may learn a thing or two.

So many topics for Harlan to froth about.  It’s fun to listen to him rail away against television and video games.  At first you think it’s going to be some curmudgeonly diatribe out of touch with the youth and not with the times.  Well it is a curmudgeonly diatribe, but oh so full of verve and fire.  I may not agree with all of Harlan’s points, but I am never bored by him.

Harlan can attack like an angry pit bull, which is always fun to read; but he can shift gears and deliver heartfelt poignancy exemplified by his essay about his mother’s funeral and his family relationship struggles.  And his piece on video dating shows a great respect for women.

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He astutely cuts to the heart of Steve McQueen’s character in his essay Centerpunching; and makes you a bigger McQueen fan.  His essay Fear Not Your Enemies, a call for stronger gun control laws, written right after John Lennon’s murder, is especially germane today given our current headlines.  His writing on sci fi fandom is legendary and always welcome.  And his passion and activism for the arts are evident here as well.  Harlan is a writer; yes he’s got a sack full of Hugo and Nebula awards, but the guy can write about any topic and it will be something worth reading.

This book reminds me that I want to read all of Harlan’s books.

 

From Gattaca to In Time, What Happened?

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In Time (2011)
Movie Review

Writer/Director Andrew Niccol hit such stratospheric heights with his first film Gattaca, I expected he would become one of the premiere science fiction film makers of his generation.  Sadly, his subsequent films have not borne out this expectation, and his latest film In Time, makes that expectation all the more unlikely.

In Time takes place a few hundred years in the future where everyone is immortal but, not exactly.  You age until you’re 25 years old, then you get one more year to live unless you can somehow get more time added to your life clock.  “Time is money” has a literal connotation in this future.   Basically the rich live forever and the poor scrape for every minute.  Justin Timberlake plays a poor factory worker who tries to disrupt the system.  Cillian Murphy plays a policeman called a Timekeeper who has to contain Timberlake.

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The premise is cool.  When I first learned of the movie I thought, hmm, sounds like Harlan Ellison’s classic story “Repent, Harlequin!” Said the Ticktockman.  Well wouldn’t you know it, Harlan filed a lawsuit against the filmmakers claiming they ripped off Repent Harlequin.  He later voluntarily dropped the suit after seeing the film.  No doubt he wanted nothing to do with such a crummy movie.

Ripping ideas from literature is nothing new in Hollywood.  Pretty much all the best science fiction films are recycled ideas cobbled together from sci fi literature, and usually without proper credit.  The surprising thing with this movie is how an interesting premise can be so horrendously botched by a once promising filmmaker.

In Time’s future is so poorly conceived it’s laughable.  Apparently in the future we’ve conquered immortality but we’ve lost the cell phone and the internet.  It’s neat, there are phone booths everywhere.  We’ve also gotten rid of the robots in factories and gone back to manual labor presumably so our groovy star Justin Timberlake can look depressed at work.  And robbing a bank is also a lot easier in the future.  Just crash your car through the bank’s big glass window and grab all the money (time cartridges) from the open safe.  Right, all the time is stored in physical cartridges, not on some computer network, that would be silly.

Timekeeper

In this futuristic future, time is a currency.  A person’s remaining time is displayed in a nifty clock that glows green right on your forearm.  But how do we transfer this currency from clock to clock in this far out future?  Why you just touch hands, and you don’t even need a person’s permission. That’s correct folks, no safety features!  You can give or take time from anyone basically at will.  Just sneak up while there sleeping, or hit them over the head with a frying pan and drain their clock.  It’s a lot easier than getting the cash from someone’s bank card.

Besides the poorly imagined setting, there was little else to enjoy about In Time.  The plot was clumsy, the relationships and characters were uninteresting, and the action was drab.  There was an interesting concept here and there but nothing to really hold your interest.  You end up just waiting for the next stupid plot point to happen, and it always does.

Sadly, In Time is a butchered premise essentially pilfered from Harlan Ellison. And sadder still, it continues a trend of declining quality plaguing Andrew Niccol’s science fiction output: Gattaca, brilliant, Simone, decent, In Time, crap.  His next scifi attempt is due out this year (The Host).  If this trend continues, it will be a stinky steaming festering rancid shit pile.  Please Mr. Niccol, break the trend.

I Don’t Hate John Scalzi

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I don’t think I’m exactly being fair, but I was quite underwhelmed by John Scalzi’s Your Hate Mail Will be Graded.  I was excited to read this collection of essays/blog posts from Scalzi’s long running Whatever blog.  You see, John Scalzi is a science fiction writer, and although I have zero familiarity with his science fiction novels, I had high expectations for this collection.  Why you ask?  Well some of my favorite nonfiction essay collections were written by sci-fi writers.  At the top of my list are I, Asimov by Isaac Asmov (of course), An Edge in my Voice and The Harlan Ellison Hornbook by Harlan Ellison (duh) and Reflections and Refractions: Thoughts on Science-Fiction, Science, and Other Matters by Robert Silverberg.  And now it should be apparent why I feel I am not being fair to Mr. Scalzi when I refer to his book as underwhelming.  It’s hardly fair to compare him to three Grand Masters of science fiction who are brilliant essayists!  Especially Asimov, Ellison, and Silverberg!

Not only did I have my own irrational high expectations, I had a rational one too.  Your Hate Mail Will be Graded won a Hugo award, and yes, this further ratcheted up my hopes.  If I could have only focused on the fact that this book is just a bunch of fucking blog posts, perhaps I would have a better opinion of it.  Sadly though, I found many of the essays herein to be boring.  A lot of these are opinion pieces by a pretty level-headed, centrist guy.  I agreed with most of his opinions which frankly doesn’t make for the most exciting reading.  Some of the pieces are downright vapid and it’s apparent they are examples of a writer just cranking out fluff to stay loose.

The most compelling essays in the book are when Scalzi strays from his opinion-filled would be comedic rants and gets down to communicating something other than what’s already festering in the average Joe’s head.  His essays on Edvard Munch, fascism, tampons, and the end of the world were some of the more memorable and interesting (yes the piece on feminine products was one of better ones.)  His advice to writers on their craft and finances was also quite entertaining and useful.  And a few of the pieces were genuinely funny such “A Vegetarian Moment” and “On the Creation Museum”.

Scalzi’s skill as a writer is evident and he appears to be a bright guy and a cool dude.  Your Hate Mail Will be Graded, however, is more misses than hits, more filler than killer, more shits than giggles… If I read any of his nonfiction again, I hope it will be something more substantial.  I won’t be looking to his blog for that.  He may not be an Asimov, Ellison, or Silverberg but he’s capable of more than Your Hate Mail Will be Graded.

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